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男人很難取悅!!

男人很難取悅!!

 



   Men Are Hard To Pleased



      男人很難取悅!!





   The problems with GUYS:



      男人的問題是:





   If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;



      如果妳對他好,他說妳愛上他了.





   If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.



      對他不好,他說妳驕傲.





   If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;



      如果妳穿得很漂亮,他說你企圖誘惑他.





   If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.



      如果不,他說妳是鄉下來的





   If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;



      如果跟他理論,他說妳固執





   If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.



      如果妳沈默,他說妳沒大腦!





   If u are SMARTER than him,he'll lose FACE;



      如果妳比他聰明,他沒面子





   If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.



     如果他比你聰明,他很棒!





   If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;



      如果妳不愛他,他想擁有妳





   If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)



      如果妳愛他,他試著離開妳.





   If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;



      如果妳不跟他做愛,他說妳不愛他





   If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.



      如果跟他做,他說你是賤貨!





   If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;



      如果妳告訴他妳的問題,他說妳麻煩





   If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.



      如果不,他說妳不信任他





   If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;



      如果妳罵他,妳好像他奶媽





   If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.



      如果他罵妳,是表示他"關心"妳





   If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;



      如果妳沒有守承諾,妳是不可信的人





   If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.



      如果他不守承諾,他是不得以的





   If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;



      如果妳吸煙,妳是壞女人





   If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.



      如果他吸煙,他是紳士





   If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;



      如果妳考試成績好,他說是運氣





   If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.



      如果他考得好,他說是實力!





   If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;



      如果妳傷害他,表示妳很殘忍





   If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!



      如果他傷害妳,表示妳太敏感而且太難取悅!
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