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天气: 舒适心情: 高兴不可不读的绝对英文经典Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. 　　 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. 　　 　　 One should love animals. They are so tasty. 　　 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. 　　 　　 Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. 　　 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 　　 　　 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 　　 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。　　 　　 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 　　 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. 　　 　　 The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 　　 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. 　　 　　 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 　　 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）. 　　 　　 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 　　 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 　　 　　 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 　　 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. 　　 　　 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 　　 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. 　　 　　 "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. 　　 "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. 　　 　　 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 　　 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. 　　 　　 "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " 　　 努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. 　　 　　 "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " 　　 工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. 　　 　　 God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 　　 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。　　 　　 When two‘s company, three‘s the result! 　　 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 　　 　　 A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 　　 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. 　　 　　 The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 　　 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!

1. Actions speak louder than words. 事实胜于雄辩。 2. Advice when most needed is least heeded. 忠言逆耳。 3. Ask no questions and be told no lies. 不问问题就不会受骗。 4. Avoid a questioner, for he is also a tattler. 好问是非者，恰是是非之人。 5. Barking dogs seldom bite. 色厉内荏。 6. Better the foot slip than the tongue trip. 宁肯失足，不要失言。 7. The bird is known by his note, the man by his words. 闻音知鸟，闻言知人。 8. Cast not the first stone. 切莫首先指责别人。 9. Children should be seen and not heard. 童者应视其行，而勿信其言。 10. Curses, like chickens, come home to roost. 害人反害已。 11. Dead men tell no tales. 死无对证。 12. Deeds, not words. 莫坐而论道，应身体力行。 13. Do as I say, not as I do. 依其言而行事，勿观其行而仿之。 14. Do as you would be done by. 已所不欲者勿施于人。 15. Don't cry before you are hurt. 不要危险未来先喊娘。 16. Don't cry stinking fish. 不要妄自菲薄。 17. Don't make yourself a mouse, or the cat will eat you. 不要自贬身价，以免被人看轻。 18. Don't speak to the man at the wheel. 不要打扰负责你自己安全的人。 19. Don't take your harp to the party. 勿反复罗嗦。 20. Don't teach your grandmother to suck eggs. 莫班门弄斧。 注：3. 台湾谚语。当小孩子问了太多令人困窘的问题，父母就常用这句话来回答。 注：8. 选自《圣经·约翰书》。当耶稣在神殿上传道时，许多学者和法利赛人带来一个不贞的女人。他们问耶稣：“根据摩西的律法，对这种人该丢石头处罚，你意下如何？”耶稣说：“你们当中谁没有罪，就最先丢石头吧！”众人听后，都觉得不安，便纷纷起开了

1. Once applied,lipstick will never ruboff-even while scubadiving. 口红只要一擦上去，就永远不会褪掉，就算潜水时也不会。 2. Aman will show no pain while taking the most ferocious be ating,but will wince when a woman triesto clean his wounds. 被毒打也不会露出痛苦表情的男人，却会在女人为他清洗伤口时退缩。 3. A single match will be sufficient to lightup a room the size of a football stadium. 一只火柴足够照亮足球场那么大的空间。 4. Any person waking from a nightmare will sitbolt upright and pant. 任何人从恶梦中惊醒时会突然坐起来喘气。 5. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road,it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from leftto right every few moments. 就算开直路，也必须三不五时地大力向右打方向盘。 6. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing the mall than 20 men firing at one. 一个人射杀二十个人比二十个人射杀一个人成功的机会大。 7. Dogs always know who`s bad and will naturally bark at them 狗永远知道谁是坏人，而且一定会对他们吠叫。 8. All bombs are fitted with electronictiming devices with largered read outs so you know exactly when they`re going to go off. 所有的炸弹都会装有显示红色报时数字的大型计时器，让你清楚知道它们何时会爆炸。 9. Guns are liked is posablerazors-if you run out of bullets,just throw the gun away.You can always find a new one. 枪枝就像是抛弃式的刮胡刀，如果子弹用光了，把枪丢掉就是了，你总是可以找到一只新的。 10. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. 警探只有在被停职後才会破案。

The nice women are ugly.好女人不漂亮。The beautiful women are not nice.漂亮女人不好。The beautiful and nice women are general stupid.又漂亮又好的女人一般都很愚蠢。The beautiful, nice and clever women are married.又漂亮又好又不愚蠢的女人都结婚了。The women who are not so beautiful but are nice women are born in poverty.不是很漂亮但是很好的女人都出身贫寒。The women who are not so beautiful but are nice women born in noble think we areonly after their lordliness.不是很漂亮但是很好又出身高贵的女人会认为我们看上的是他们的权势。The beautiful women without lordliness are after our lordliness.而没有权势但是很漂亮的女人看上的是我们的权势。com The clever women, who are not so nice and somewhat beautiful don‘t think we are clever enough.不是很好但是很漂亮又很聪明的女人却嫌我们不够聪明。The women who think we are clever, that are nice, somewhat clever and have lordliness have a lot of pursuers.又好又聪明又出身高贵又觉得我们聪明的女人都有很多追求者。The women who are somewhat beautiful, somewhat nice and have some lordliness and thank God are clever are ALWAYS MAINTAIN MANY CANDIDATES!!!!!又好又漂亮又出身高贵而且又聪明的女人总是脚踩几条船。The women who always maintain many candidates, automatically complain us when westand off them.那些脚踩几条船的女人一旦我们疏远她们就对我们充满怨言抱怨。NOW，WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS WOMEN?现在，到底有谁了解女人这东西？