加菲猫语录精选（纪念加菲猫诞生26年）

钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡
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> One should love animals.They are so tasty.
> 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃
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> Save water.Shower with your girlfriend.
> 要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡
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> Love the neighbor.But don't get caught.
> 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道
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> Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful
> man,there are two.
> 每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人背后，都有两个
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> Every man should marry.After all,happiness is not the only thing in life.
> 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛
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> The wise never marry,and when they marry they become otherwise.
> 聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来
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> Success is relative term.It brings so many relatives.
> 成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)
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> Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
> 不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好
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> Love is photogenic.It needs darkness to develop.
> 爱情就像照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养
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> Children in backseats cause accidents.Accidents in backseats cause
> children.
> 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后来座位上的意外会生出小孩
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> Your future depends on your dreams.So go to sleep.
> 现在的梦想决定着你的将来，所以还是再睡一会吧
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> There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
> 应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来
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> Hard work never killed anybody.But why take the risk?
> 努力工作不会导致死亡！不过我不会用自己去证明
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> Work fascinates me.I can look at it for hours!
> 工作好有意思耶！尤其是看着别人工作
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> God made relatives.Thank God we can choose our friends.
> 神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给你留了余地
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> When two's company,three's the result!
> 两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是
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> A dress is like a barbed fence.It protects the premises without restricting
> the view.
> 服饰就像铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看
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> The more you learn,the more you know,the more you know,and the more you
> forget.The more you forget,the less you know.So why bother to learn.
> 学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着